01.10.2009 - Never fail to captivate me
28.07.2009 - No More
01.04.2009 - 1st April = Financial Fools' day
18.03.2009 - COVERED IN BEES
09.03.2009 - Don't take your hand off of it
01.03.2009 - 21st birthday celebrations
12.02.2009 - Frustration February
05.02.2009 - I hate snow
05.02.2009 - I hate snow
14.01.2009 - 2009
14.01.2009 - 2009
07.12.2008 - Won't you come home, Bill Bailey
02.12.2008 - Liquid Lunch
30.11.2008 - Hate saying goodbye
17.11.2008 - -
12.11.2008 - Black X-Type Jaguar
28.10.2008 - Russian Doll of Violence
06.10.2008 - healthy enough to use it properly
28.09.2008 - Roll on Christmas
16.09.2008 - Once again
10.09.2008 - Laughing at Cork and prolapsed anuses
07.09.2008 - The Poo Lottery
28.08.2008 - Corporate Bollocks
26.08.2008 - Stop making promises and breaking them
25.08.2008 - Flesh Eating Ant
01.08.2008 - Telling a joke about 'Bummers'
27.07.2008 - Streaky Legs and a Bruised Bum
18.07.2008 - Watching Peep Show on Google Videos
23.06.2008 - Robert-Plant-must-have-been-off-his-fucking-head-when-he-sung-it bit
14.06.2008 - Grizzly Bear Underwear
10.06.2008 - Whatever
03.06.2008 - How to break into a car by PC NumNuts
02.06.2008 - By Said Big Nob
15.05.2008 - wine, more wine, red wine and mimosa cocktails
16.04.2008 - You scummy bastards
13.04.2008 - Fit of giggles
31.03.2008 - Vaccinations For Typhoid
10.03.2008 - Meagre Bank Balance
02.03.2008 - Happy-go-lucky floral layout
12.02.2008 - Tonight theres gunna be a jail break
29.01.2008 - Watching Bottom
22.01.2008 - 17 inches of pure sex
14.01.2008 - It shall be done.
03.01.2008 - Mr Frosty
01.01.2008 - Raise your glasses (of water and soluble aspirin) to 2008
28.12.2007 - Nearly 2008
13.12.2007 - More than I love Taffy
30.11.2007 - Tomorrow night
30.11.2007 - Tomorrow night
26.11.2007 - Nothing less of a hero
25.11.2007 - Back
22.11.2007 - my voucher codes
18.11.2007 - Average Speed Check Bollocks
11.11.2007 - Coped better
03.11.2007 - Smudged it
17.10.2007 - How hard is it?
14.10.2007 - Create another
10.10.2007 - Tearful Goodbyes In The Car (That Old Chestnut)
29.09.2007 - He's home
22.09.2007 - Being dizzy = falling over
18.09.2007 - Rams Kebab
11.09.2007 - 5pm
02.09.2007 - Stupid drunk
30.08.2007 - Just... tired
27.08.2007 - Balls of Steel. Balls Balls Balls
10.08.2007 - Lillian Margiotta
29.07.2007 - Thank you
28.07.2007 - Control my emotions
27.07.2007 - Bad news
26.07.2007 - Cholera Tainted
23.07.2007 - Drowning in fucking rain
22.07.2007 - I'd be most grateful
20.07.2007 - Happy Here
18.07.2007 - Dolly Parton
16.07.2007 - Bienvenue
15.07.2007 - Cork
03.07.2007 - You'll get yours
25.06.2007 - :O
23.06.2007 - Blahh Surfer
16.06.2007 - c2c can go fuck themselves
16.06.2007 - c2c can go fuck themselves
16.06.2007 - c2c can go fuck themselves
14.06.2007 - Irish Cream Cheesecake
04.06.2007 - Puff
01.06.2007 - Home for a second
29.05.2007 - Whew
27.05.2007 - -
27.05.2007 - All over
26.05.2007 - The day in the life of a student
25.05.2007 - BBQ
18.05.2007 - 4 months
10.05.2007 - Joo Thief
24.04.2007 - Chaverific
14.04.2007 - Hitler the Hamster
04.04.2007 - All Hallows Eve
29.03.2007 - Temp to Perm
27.03.2007 - Frozen yogart a.k.a Frogart
21.03.2007 - Just you watch
13.03.2007 - Happy 1337 Day!!
06.03.2007 - See my face
21.02.2007 - Haha pwned
18.02.2007 - The comedy store players
12.02.2007 - New York - City of Disasters
29.01.2007 - Don't burn your dick
04.01.2007 - The pays bad, but the works hard
04.01.2007 - The pays bad, but the works hard
14.12.2006 - 5 red bulls it is
27.11.2006 - Love you so. So so so.
14.11.2006 - No more bad news please
05.11.2006 - Bastarding Germans
11.10.2006 - T'egypt
02.10.2006 - Not stabbed... err... Promoted
01.10.2006 - Coming together
16.09.2006 - mid-life crisis
07.09.2006 - Chantell, Chardonney and Romeo
21.08.2006 - Living up to expectations
08.08.2006 - Diary entry
17.07.2006 - sun, sex, sangeria, surf and sex
13.07.2006 - I don't know why I feel this way
10.07.2006 - Livin' for the weekend
25.06.2006 - 'first-day-outfit' outfit
22.06.2006 - You want the job?
19.06.2006 - Scrap book
12.06.2006 - evil sparrows
07.06.2006 - a different type of crabs
29.05.2006 - Nudity missing-out-on
26.05.2006 - drop it
25.05.2006 - VIVRE LA FRANCE and ALISTAIR IS A WANKER
23.05.2006 - R.I.P Vinnie
21.05.2006 - the door is pulled to
18.05.2006 - gah, meh and fuck
17.05.2006 - Nuke wasps
15.05.2006 - With friends like that, who needs enemies?
15.05.2006 - shorthand
11.05.2006 - ''I'm pleased to say you've passed'' : the words that made my day
08.05.2006 - I'm feeling lucky
02.05.2006 - I went to Ikea and bought a...
25.04.2006 - Elvis has left the building... because I called him a prick!
22.04.2006 - words can't describe
17.04.2006 - happiness
16.04.2006 - fun filled, drunken, crazy night
13.04.2006 - treasure this time now
03.04.2006 - The wander round grays
02.04.2006 - Uber Tired
30.03.2006 - you know just what to say to me
29.03.2006 - Muddy trousers and trainers
28.03.2006 - Third times a charm
27.03.2006 - The list of funny quotes
26.03.2006 - happy mothers day
23.03.2006 - axe footballers wives! NOW!
22.03.2006 - another excel lesson put to good use
20.03.2006 - iced tea
20.03.2006 - call in sick competition
13.03.2006 - nearly there....
09.03.2006 - pubbage
06.03.2006 - just another manic monday....
05.03.2006 - WKD+Lime Tequila shots = Fluent french
04.03.2006 - the day after the night before
02.03.2006 - but i'm le tired! well then, have a nap.... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!
28.02.2006 - after 6 months we meet again
27.02.2006 - procrasination
27.02.2006 - mailmerge must die!!
25.02.2006 - Officially 18
24.02.2006 - the birthday entry
23.02.2006 - The diary entry of starts and ends
20.02.2006 - lovely wafers and the don pidgeon
19.02.2006 - BOY + PANE OF GLASS = SPLATTERED DEATHNESS
16.02.2006 - that's life
16.02.2006 - keep left
14.02.2006 - a pass is a pass, a fail is a fail
13.02.2006 - mens iceskating
11.02.2006 - chicken burger hold the onions
09.02.2006 - O RLY?
07.02.2006 - chewing my headphone wire
07.02.2006 - excel is bollocks
06.02.2006 - big ten inch
04.02.2006 - saturday night and i like the way you move pretty baby...
03.02.2006 - LONDON BABY!!
02.02.2006 - pinapple cubes and foam bananas
01.02.2006 - ooh nearly missed it
01.02.2006 - ooh nearly missed it
31.01.2006 - cookie dough and felt tipped pens
30.01.2006 - 2 days summed up into one
28.01.2006 - fat surfer
26.01.2006 - ow
25.01.2006 - ouch
24.01.2006 - word processing lesson
23.01.2006 - early night?
22.01.2006 - procrastination
21.01.2006 - just finished work...
20.01.2006 - the movie
19.01.2006 - This may sound crazy but...
18.01.2006 - so very tired
17.01.2006 - diary number 2
17.01.2006 - in lesson
16.01.2006 - grrr
15.01.2006 - the morning after
13.01.2006 - the party
12.01.2006 - personalised horoscope
11.01.2006 - getting up late
10.01.2006 - Lack of material
09.01.2006 - last night
08.01.2006 - Anyone have any alker seltzer?
07.01.2006 - personal demons
06.01.2006 - first enry